omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

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Lust is one of the most dangerous things the mind can play with (via chanelbagsandcigarettedrags)

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transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

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eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

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